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Once upon a time, there was a blonde who was tired of blonde jokes and being made fun of.
So she cut and dyed her hair, got a make-over, got in her car and started
driving in the country. All of a sudden, she came to a herd of sheep in the
road. She stopped her car and went over to the shepherd who was tending to them.
Asking him .... If I can guess the exact number of sheep here will you let me
have one? The shepherd thinking this was a pretty safe bet agreed .... 235 said
the blonde .... . surprised the shepherd told her to pick one out. She looked
around for a while and found one that she really liked .... she picked it up and
was petting it. The shepherd walked over to her and said .... If I can guess
your real hair color will you give me my sheep back .... the blonde thought it
was only fair to let him try .... "your a blonde" he said, "now give me back my dog."
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First of all I would like to explain. I've been having a really hard time
with this web stuff. You see this web surfer dude tricked me into giving him my
secret password and then he snuck onto my website and he put all of these dumb
blonde jokes on it. And now I can't get them off. I've tried everythang and
nothin' seems to work. First I tried putting the web pages in the paper shredder
but the monitor wouldn't fit. So I threw the monitor away and bought another
one. But the jokes are still there. Oh anyway, just don't pay any attention to
them and maybe they'll just go away.
How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves .... she fell out of the
tree.
Aren't they just plain silly?
A blonde was telling a priest a Pollock joke, when halfway through the
priest interrupts her, "Don't you know I'm Polish?" .... "Oh, I'm
sorry .... do you want me to start over and talk slower?"
What does a blonde say when told she is pregnant .... Gee, Are you sure it's
mine?
That was so not funny, I almost forgot not to
laugh.
A blonde, a brunette, a movie star, the pope, and a pilot were on a plane.
The plane was going down and there were only 4 parachutes. So the pilot took one
and jumped, then the movie star took one and jumped, and then the blonde took
one and jumped. The pope told the brunette to take the last one. The brunette
said, "There are still 2 parachutes left .... the blonde took my backpack.
 
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